Out of Whack

My natural hormones may be out of whack. (And no I am not preggo)

I seem to be hitting early menopause. You may laugh at me and say I am only 28 years old. But all day long I am battling hot flashes, mood swings, weight gain (I would like to blame it on something, but I have been this fat for the past few years, so it is not a sudden gain) and mood swings and last but not least...irritability. Okay so it isn't exactly menopause, and I might just be about to start my monthly visit from Aunt Flow....but still..I am a little out of whack, so.....I have come to the conclusion that I may need bioidentical hormone replacement therapy. What is that you ask....because I did. And why do I think I need it, you wonder....because I did.
Well here is the low down..

This big named thing is basically a hormone replacement therapy, that creates same-as-human hormones to be integrated into your body to help reduce the symptoms and end the suffering of menopause and andropause (andropause ladies..is the MALE version of menopause..yes you read right....we all knew they were hormonal too)
That is what it is, and I have decided that I need it because I get too irritable and grumpy and if I nip it in the bud now, when it comes time to be stripped of my visitation rights from my Aunty Flow, I will be ahead of my game. That's right ladies, I am preplanning my menopause. I have told you I wanted to be ocd...why not start over planning.
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